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My name is Jon Payne. I come from Sandhurst, England. At various stages in my life I have been a skateboard nut, a car nut, a guitar nut, a computer nut, a bboy nut, a popping nut, a rap nut, a rock star nutter, and many many other things in between.

This is where I document my misdemeanours, and other crimes in the name of fantasy and dreams.

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